Plot Synopsis: The Pied Piper of America, Michael, devises a crafty plan to steal Chinese children from their parents. He uses the guise of a hiking trip to lure the unsuspecting children into his cave back in the United States. Before he can act, the parents become suspicious of this foreign operative, and come up with a counter-plan. “All we have to do is woo him with the glory of our Chinese culture, then he will never have cause to return to the decadent West,” thinks Mama Zhang. They present him with a traditional Chinese tea ceremony, illuminating all the wonders of Chinese tea, and by transferrence, the majesty of Chinese civilization. Intoxicated with the heady aromas of Oolong, he gives up his clandestine designs and devotes himself to a life of quiet study. When a local maiden tries to force him into marriage, he declines. “Sinology is my bride now, and scholarship my honeymoon.” Outraged at her rejection, the lovely maiden falls into a frenzy, “A curse upon your ancestors, Michael. Who needs you and your green card, anyway.”
LOL hilarious
rofl…
Man: I’ll teach you a few words, no english, no money, I have to pee.
Woman: Ok… what does that mean?
Man: Well it means you can’t speak english, you have no money and…
Other man: HEY! Teach me a few words too!!
Siblings: MICHAEL’S HERE!!!
American Man: Hello
Woman: Hello no english, no money, I have to pee.
American Man: (after a short silence) Why don’t you go then?
Woman: What do you mean?
American Man: You said you wanted to go to the toilet, didn’t you?
man i just love it, i watched it when i go to shanghai sometimes on tv’ it just keeps me out of da bored zoneeee
哈哈 阿尔卑斯山的小小小小,小弟弟~~~
Here’s the storyline that i recall, thx for reading!
Michael is an adventurer who travels around the world, and is visiting China. The kids are fascinated and wants to join hm on his journey. Thanks to the parents, Michael gets into Chinese culture and decides to study Sinology instead of travelling. Disappointed in his change of plans, the daughter makes that comment: ‘Who needs you and your green card, anyway’.
is this episode really like the description?!?!?!?!
Technically it’s “nü”. “nv” is only used when typing it.
the 1st
her name is 杨紫 yang zi
Noobs! All of you!!! It’s Jia You Er Nv(家有儿女)
uups…=)
it’s nv, not ny and i love it too
dude use mando pin ying – jia you er nv
wo ai jia you er ny!!!!!!!!
lol its jia yo r nv you noobs and michael and xioa sua or little snow and ming ming and liu xing are soooo awesome
Yang Zi
season 2
season
Yeah, that guy studied in the states so his English is 100% real.
However, the girl, 小雪 (little snow), What’s her real name in chinese? or pinyin?
which season is this?
same
lol i love this show.
when i went back this winter, i watched
this show everyday
its probably a dub, but thats just my guess if its not, then i have to admit, he speaks excellent chinese
Probably what the title of the video is, but it could be family or home (depending how you translate) with/has son(s) and daughter
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